Dear potential
employer,
I am a hard working,
strong willed individual with great interpersonal skills and a
constant drive to succeed. Each day I do what I am told and
constantly seek approval for more tasks. In fact, if you don't give
me enough work, you might find me in the corner of the room gnawing on one of your shoes. All I ask is that you give me a job with
consistent commands and appropriate rewards and you can rely on me to give you
everything that I have.
Sincerely yours,
- Fido McPoochy
A canine cover letter
would likely resemble the above paragraph.
As a dog with several
jobs, I can attest to the satisfaction and esteem that I feel every
time I get to perform for my human family. In fact if I didn't have
enough work to do I might start to wonder if maybe they didn't trust me or didn't
think I was a valuable member of the pack.
Dad let's me carry home
all the flyers when we visit the mail box at the end of the street.
At first, I started out by just carrying one flyer for a few steps. But the longer I held it and the more flyers that I carried,
the more rewards and praise I got. Now I try to fit as much as I can
in my mouth and I don't dare drop a single piece of paper until we
reach the front porch.
Whenever mom and dad
get back from the grocery store they invite me out to the minivan and
I get to carry a few items into the kitchen.
Every day before my
morning and evening meals I entertain dad with a few tricks of his
request before dining on my kibble. If I do something extraordinarily well he throws in a couple pieces of cheese, liver or banana... It makes
me want to perform as best as I can.
When someone walks up
to our front door it's my job to alert the family with one bark, not
two, not three, not insistent mind numbing noise. If the doorbell
rings I bark once and go to my bed and wait.
If a visitor comes in,
it's my job to wait on my bed and show everyone that I am calm and ready to say hi. After a couple minutes I get invited to meet and shake paws with our visitor which is usually followed by a thorough belly rubbing-my fave!
When I go for walks
with dad, he asks me to carry things from time to time. If I do a
good job he brings me to a tree or a fire hydrant and I get to sniff for a few minutes. Might not seem like much of a reward but trust
me, for a dog this is what I live for. I get to smell all the
different dogs in the neighbourhood.
My job as a dog isn't
to lay around the house all day, or chase the cat, or bark
uncontrollably when someone just happens to walk by the house. My job
is to play a productive role in my pack. My humans have given me
guidance and made it abundantly clear that good behaviour gets
rewarded. Thanks mom and dad!
Gainfully employed and
lovin' it,
- Rosco the dog
bloggin dog
P.S. My heart goes out
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Keep it up. I love to see new dog blogs.
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